This page is dedicated to my husband who has
been a police officer since 1977. He became the Chief of Police
of our small town in 1992. Our sons have both followed
his footsteps and have become police officers themselves. There
are a lot of links to law enforcement places on the bottom of
this page so please remember to click on the car below and visit
my husband's home away from home.
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"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." *** "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." *** "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" *** "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" *** "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." *** "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" *** "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." *** "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." *** "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." *** "Just how big were those two beers?" *** "In God we trust, all others are suspects." *** An Alabama State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. -- He says to the driver, "Got any ID? " -- The driver says, "'bout whut?"
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